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old man+wife
#1
Posted 08 August 2006 - 11:29 AM
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an
18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have a friend who is a hunter and never
misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by
mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella
and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of
that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have a friend who is a hunter and never
misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by
mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella
and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of
that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
Contrary to popular belief, there is NO replacment for displacment
"God is an imaginary friend for adults"- Me :)
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#3
Posted 08 August 2006 - 12:48 PM
bhahaah

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#5
Posted 08 August 2006 - 02:52 PM
:ditto:
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Buy American... the job you save may be YOUR OWN!
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
#6
Posted 08 August 2006 - 03:00 PM
:ditto:

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#9
Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:54 AM
:29snick:

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Brother Rat, on Apr 9 2007, 07:46 PM, said:
Ken are you a Closet Ricer?
#10
Posted 09 August 2006 - 12:30 PM
:29snick: :30tens:
I can see you are clearly suffering from horsepower addiction Pete, sounds like you may have to join a twelve step program to overcome this disease!! Bob
______________________________________
Need For Speed Performance Drag Racing Team
1978 Pontiac Firebird Esprit
Pro Class (13.49-11.50)
Best ET 12.66, Best MPH 105.19
355 SBC, Aluminum Bowtie Heads (ported & flowed), Edelbrock RPM Air Gap intake
Comp Cams 280AR solid roller, Comp Cams valvetrain, Crane Roller Rockers
Eagle Rods, Speed Pro Flattop pistons, fully balanced, Hedman bigtube Headers
MSD Ignition, including Pro Billet Distributor and 6AL box.
Race carb: Barry Grant (early Demon) 775cfm
TH350 with 3500 B&M Holeshot convertor, Hurst Dualgate shifter 3.42 posi.
Goodbye Brother Rat - We will never forget you bro!
______________________________________
Need For Speed Performance Drag Racing Team
1978 Pontiac Firebird Esprit
Pro Class (13.49-11.50)
Best ET 12.66, Best MPH 105.19
355 SBC, Aluminum Bowtie Heads (ported & flowed), Edelbrock RPM Air Gap intake
Comp Cams 280AR solid roller, Comp Cams valvetrain, Crane Roller Rockers
Eagle Rods, Speed Pro Flattop pistons, fully balanced, Hedman bigtube Headers
MSD Ignition, including Pro Billet Distributor and 6AL box.
Race carb: Barry Grant (early Demon) 775cfm
TH350 with 3500 B&M Holeshot convertor, Hurst Dualgate shifter 3.42 posi.
Goodbye Brother Rat - We will never forget you bro!
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